It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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