So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Randomize
