pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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