Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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