and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm sobbing to NWA
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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