Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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