people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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