She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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