his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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