So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
The uberlube is also flammable
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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