While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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