I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Damn victory sex feels great
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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