yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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