Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
