i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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