There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Just invented taco cereal.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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