I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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