so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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