I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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