Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
