I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
