the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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