why didn't you poke me back
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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