i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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