Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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