I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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