I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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