There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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