I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
We got so high we made milksteak
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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