Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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