omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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