Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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