He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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