I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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