Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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