I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
