is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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