Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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