I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I wish I only lived at night.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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