i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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