Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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