The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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