I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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