People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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