Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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