I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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