You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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