So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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