For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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