I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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