She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I will pee on everything he values.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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