White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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