i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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